Two Englishmen Father and Son, were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick Yorkshire Man is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Yorkshire Man walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Yorkshire accent asked 'What are you selling here ?
One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling arse-holes.'
Without skipping a beat, the Yorkshire Man said, 'You're doing very well then... only two left!'
