A mate sent this to me, note the cutthroat razor!
A loud mouth Texan sat on the barber's chair "I'll have a shave
and a shoe shine."
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the most
beautiful breasts
he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Honey, you and I should go spend the afternoon
in a hotel room."
She replied, "Sorry, I'm married and I’d never be unfaithful to my husband."
The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him; you're closer!”
Avagreatday
Kathy & Frank
Currently at home awaiting hail repairs to the caravan
